In light of the most recent terrorist action in the USA, I propose that we start up a new airline just for them – All Allah Airlines. We could reduce all security to one simple question – are you Christian, Jewish or Muslim? Christians and Jews, take the gate to the right, Muslims take the gate to the left.
All Allah Airlines would have no security restrictions at all. You can bring anything you like onboard, including bombs, guns, knives and even that coffee you bought before you got to the ticket counter. On AAA you wouldn’t even need a ticket. In fact, I’m pretty sure we could take up a collection from the Christians and Jews to cover all the costs.
You may think this idea is crazy. You may think this idea is discriminatory. You may even think this idea is great. You would be right on all points. And in this absurd world that we live in, it may just be what we need.
There is no doubt in my mind that the Muslim extremist who are prone to pull off these terrorists acts wouldn’t hesitate to do this to us. Death to the infidel! Allahu Akbar! I am glad that my God doesn’t ask me to kill non-believers.
